Little More, Little Less
Low point: Ranbir Kapoor in Besharam |
If you are making thrillers, give us guys whose pectorals ripple in the sun, and who look capable of tearing the baddies limb to limb. The Khans, and the Kumar, are all looking their age. They are also all just about holding on to the top, and that’s only because they are producers who get megabucks to bankroll their own vanity projects. When was the last time we got an electrifying action star? Vidyut Jamwal has the muscles and the moves, but only manages to get a silly film to star in, and a bit part in a super-starry venture. If you really need an Arnie and a Sly kind of zinger that you can watch on TV over and over again, like the Terminator or the Rambo series, you’ve got to create the right vehicle, which has to be rough-and-ready-and-on-the-go. There was a time when Bollywood could make that kind of thriller-actioner. It has lost the nous to do so. Now for love stories. What wouldn’t I give for a well-made, well-fleshed credible “mature” romance. Amitabh Bachchan is ripe for one. Let’s also pull out the still-dishy Vinod Khanna from the woodworks. Rishi Kapoor too deserves so much better than he’s getting. Ageing lovers can be as magnetic, if not more, than the young ones still learning the ropes. Remember the crinkly Clint Eastwood in The Bridges of Madison County? How about Amitabh and Madhuri in a remake? While we are at it, how about a crackling youthful rom com that doesn’t develop cold feet after a promising beginning. Real romances need real young people, not constructed-in-studios “girls” and “boys” being made to tick predictable boxes. If you want us to smile and sigh along with the lovers, you will have to get us to feel the sizzle. The most effective and enduring romantic comedies tell us that love that lasts and weathers is not just dewy but also thorny. And they require actors who can shed skin: I want to see Rajkumar Yadav, (who now goes by the name of Rajkummar Rao) and Parineeti Chopra building something from scratch, and staying with it. What does that leave? Oh yeah, superheroes. For those thataway inclined, I have just one piece of advice. Leave it to Hollywood.
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